Dice Funk S3: Part 15 - Wallop City

June 25, 2017

The team--and the Rocs--are on the trail of Garic the Great, but nothing can prepare them for the wizardly deeds ahead.

 

Rolen Hawklight takes it on the chin. Theodora negotiates boundaries. Veltari deceives the friendless. Zoey Legrand risks it all.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 14 - Blaze Buddies

June 18, 2017

A murderer is hiding in Ilium and only the Avant Guards have the skills (and wanton disregard for their own safety) required to bring the dastard to justice.

 

Rolen Hawklight dads it up. Theodora starts a pancake revolution. Veltari nearly solves the case single-handedly. Zoey Legrand is a dragon now.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 13 - No Holds Bard

June 11, 2017

This episode has everything: romance, betrayal, and a twist ending. The only problem? TOO MANY PUNS.

 

Rolen Hawklight helps the Warden with a difficult decision. Theodora answers anger with flirting. Veltari becomes seduction incarnate. Zoey Legrand takes a meeting with The Empress.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 12 - Dragon Bone, Dragon Fruit, Dragon Chess

June 4, 2017

The mystery of the missing sheath may be solved, but the fallout has only just begun. Also, what if Sailor Moon was goth?

 

Rolen Hawklight builds a bridge to new friendship. Theodora has a balanced breakfast. Veltari scours a spooky room for clues. Zoey Legrand is faced with INFINITE DECISIONS.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 11 - Take Off Your Clothes

May 28, 2017

The end of the second mission is dangerously near, but the Avant Guards will have to stop showing off their Spirit Animals long enough to close the deal.

 

Rolen Hawklight lays down the lightning law. Theodora confronts both friends and a strange stalker. Veltari melts minds with metal. Zoey Legrand doesn't quit while she's ahead.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 10 - Where Is Bumbershoot?!?

May 21, 2017

A tiefling on a mission arrives in Ilium just in time for all-out skeleton war. Then the party receives some spiritual assistance.

 

Rolen Hawklight shows off his sick stats. Theodora completes a quest on her own terms. Veltari sticks to her orders... for now. Zoey Legrand receives a Wild Magic boon of epic proportions.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 9 - Mumford & Storms

May 14, 2017

It's time to shake down some suspects! The second mission is in full swing, but consequences are lurking for the choices made so far....

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola is backed into a corner. Rolen Hawklight leads the interrogations. Theodora tries to bribe a witness. Veltari receives her orders. Zoey Legrand stacks side effects sky high.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 8 - Cheese Magic & Wizard Racism

May 7, 2017

The Avant Guards begin the second mission of the campaign, but not before sending an SOS and getting a gross surprise.

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola squishes a noggin. Rolen Hawklight becomes the world's greatest detective. Theodora burns the evidence. Zoey Legrand considers a soulful deal.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 7 - Murder Time

April 30, 2017

With one mission completed as a quartet, the Avant Guards take some time to kick back, relax, and plot behind each other's backs.

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola FINALLY does Vampire Stuff™. Rolen Hawklight goes to the bar. Theodora cuts a deal for the future. Zoey Legrand investigates the town.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 6 - Your Sticky Sack

April 23, 2017

The Avant Guards finish their mission inside Hawthorne House, but then they have to explain their actions to The Warden.

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola solves a boss fight. Rolen Hawklight embodies his faith. Theodora receives new orders. Zoey Legrand makes a mess.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 5 - Wazoey

April 16, 2017

Half the party confronts a potentially dangerous doppelgänger, while the other half makes a decision that will change Ilium forever.

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola starts a skeleton riot. Rolen Hawklight demonstrates several uses for a shield. Theodora confronts the target. Zoey Legrand makes an impulsive preemptive strike.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 4 - Botched My Jiggle

April 9, 2017

The Hawthorne House mission continues with the first fight of the season and the enigma of the infinite staircase.

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola makes like mist. Rolen Hawklight gets bloody. Theodora solves the first big mystery. Zoey Legrand won't stop making things worse.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 3 - Gentle Bones

April 2, 2017

It's party time! The Avant Guards attend a shindig at a spooky mansion where things IMMEDIATELY go sideways.

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola is disrespected at every turn. Rolen Hawklight endures a frilly fashion montage. Theodora gets gassy. Zoey Legrand unleashes the power of wild magic.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 2 - I Can’t Stop Thinking About Pineapples

March 26, 2017

The Avant Guards have their first mission, but first they must test the new arrival to see if she's tough enough to hunt bounties.

 

Bumbershoot von Victrola demonstrates his powers of persuasion. Rolen Hawklight projects an aura of holy helping. Theodora rolls the first crit of the season. Zoey Legrand learns the secret password.

 

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Dice Funk S3: Part 1 - Crab Day

March 19, 2017

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 was Lorelei. Season 3 is Ilium.

 

Chris Larios joins the show with a wild sorceress. Leon Thomas embodies his true self: an evil, dapper gentleman. Lauren Morgan returns with an amphibious warlock of questionable morality. Michael "Skitch" Schiciano takes charge with a gruff, genius paladin.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 39 - Dat Accent (Post-Mortem)

March 12, 2017

Who was the audience's favorite character? What did the other items in the temple do? When did the players realize the whole campaign was an excuse for bad puns? All of these questions and more will be answered.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 38 - Drop Shrugs (FINALE)

March 5, 2017

What are you willing to sacrifice? 

 

Alias imagines a world after the flood. Drop accepts the universe and all its flaws. Lavinia does right by a fallen friend. Violet ends the campaign with a flourish.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 37 - My Ghost Mom

February 26, 2017

As the Airship Zavala falls from the Feywild skies, the crew has to choose who lives and who dies. Then they have to find Welch the Blue and reclaim Ehlonna's Bane.

 

Alias decides the future of his family. Drop makes a critical fashion choice. Lavinia risks it all. Violet tries the worst idea.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 36 - Unicorndogucopia

February 19, 2017

As the world slips below the waves, the crew steels itself to answer the call of the Feywild.

 

Alias learns a tragic truth about their strategy. Drop ruminates on the laws of the universe. Lavinia breaks bad, bad news. Violet remembers a critical element of her backstory.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 35 - Deep Cuts & Hot Takes

February 12, 2017
The crew is split between a battle to the death in front of a hell portal and a touching scene about family and regret. TONAL WHIPLASH ABOUNDS. 
 
Alias gets creative with his spells. Drop reunites with his oldest friend. Lavinia closes a chapter of her love life. Violet leverages both brain and brawn against evil.
 
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Dice Funk S2: Part 34 - Spicy Kick Sandwich

February 5, 2017

The only thing standing between the crew and an airship is a shapeshifting serial killer. You know what that means: BOSS FIGHT!!!

 

Alias pulls a sick stunt. Drop tries to be a better person. Lavinia hugs dramatically. Violet charges ahead, consequences be damned.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 33 - The Axe Pile

January 29, 2017

Everything hangs on a fateful reunion with the Blackhearts, but there's just one little errand to run first....

 

Alias refurbishes a boat. Drop confesses a dangerous truth. Lavinia sends a miracle home. Violet takes a dip.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 32 - It’s Not Lupus

January 22, 2017

The only thing left is the endgame. So... now what?

 

Alias branches out into YET ANOTHER class. Drop ditches an incendiary item. Lavinia sends text messages. Violet gets drunk and fights a friend.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 31 - Spider Jail

January 15, 2017

The drow are on the warpath, but will the crew survive long enough to deal with their invasion?

 

Alias gets greasy. Drop practices parley. Lavinia is so, so, so confused. Violet asks permission to stab.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 30 - Purple Haze

January 8, 2017
A rescue mission pushes the crew to their absolute limit, as the finale of the Cascades arc looms in the dark distance.
 
Alias forms the B-Unit. Drop demands his clothes back. Lavinia endures internal struggles. Violet takes Mittens for a walk.
 
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Dice Funk S2: Part 29 - Good Cop / Good Cop

January 1, 2017

The party reunites, debriefs, and goes shopping. Surely this will only lead to good things!

 

Alias puts the puzzle pieces together. Drop empties his spit valve. Lavinia mindjacks. Violet translates some l33t code.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 28 - Good Fish, Bad Knife

December 25, 2016

A kidnapping plot and a life-or-limb decision intertwine in this festive thrill ride.

 

Alias relies on his friends. Drop agrees to a trade. Lavinia bends reality with her words. Violet takes disadvantage.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 27 - BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

December 18, 2016

Brace yourself for some salty shenanigans and finny fish puns.

 

Alias takes matters into his own arm. Drop indulges in exaggeration. Lavinia professes her love. Violet prays.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 26 - Geas Again

December 11, 2016

The wheel of fate is turning.

 

Alias confronts an academic. Drop learns about rude sea dudes. Lavinia negotiates(?) a price.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 25 - Ship Of Idiots

December 4, 2016

The clock ticks down to death, as the crew escalates one conflict to violence before stumbling into a strange new world.

 

Alias lets his blade sing. Drop hits the deck. Lavinia learns some backstory (without permission). Violet gurgles.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 24 - Gonna Get Messy

November 27, 2016

The crew needs help to save a dying friend, but first they have to survive a voyage to the deadliest place in Lorelei.

 

Alias chooses a path to power. Drop performs amateur surgery. Lavinia shreds a solo of godly proportions. Violet... oh, Violet.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 23 - Martial Flaw

November 20, 2016

It's too dangerous to stay in Mykonos, but the cost of leaving is higher than anyone knows.

 

Alias learns a family secret. Drop lets a cat out of the bag. Lavinia becomes an accomplice. Violet considers a deal.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 22 - Murderer On The Roof

November 13, 2016

"Lethal or non-lethal?"

Alias resolves a family spat. Drop keeps a vigilant watch. Lavinia magics too hard. Violet eats some questionable meat.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 21 - Suspicious Horse Butt

November 6, 2016

One way or another, someone will be dead by midnight. What a time to split the party....
Alias reveals his hidden talent. Drop meets an important tourist. Lavinia investigates the fruit situation. Violet prepares an ambush.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 20 - Gore & Gorgonzola

October 30, 2016

We accidentally made a bloody, cheesy Halloween special. You're welcome and/or we're sorry.


Alias introduces himself to high society. Drop gets a coat and a peek into history. Lavinia comforts the downtrodden. Violet channels Shakespeare.


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Dice Funk S2: Part 19 - My Gender Is Law

October 23, 2016

BEEP BOOP, Y'ALL. IT'S ROBOT TIME.

Alias becomes Sherlock Holmes. Drop finds religion(s). Lavinia adds "Ventriloquist" to her résumé. Violet does drugs.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 18 - Kill My Family

October 16, 2016

Everyone has a lot of FEELINGS, but you gotta keep moving forward.

Alias enters the wizarding world. Drop goes for a swim. Lavinia deals with fame. Violet explains The Unicorn Way™.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 17 - Orc Star

October 9, 2016

"I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this... if they catch sight of you... they're going to pummel your brains out."

Alias creates a distraction. Drop tests out his new weapon. Lavinia takes the team to task. Violet suffers a unicorn-specific indignity.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 16 - The Smoky Hole

October 2, 2016

The Tiger Mountains arc nears a conclusion, as the party finally discovers what the Blackhearts leader has been hiding.

Alias doesn't leave anyone behind. Drop gets his hands on a new weapon. Lavinia forgets how flammable she is. Violet extolls the benefits of nudity.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 15 - Kiss My Horn

September 25, 2016

This ends in blood. The question is: how much?

Alias crits at the worst possible time. Drop explains his actions. Lavinia cuts a deal. Violet prays for salvation.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 14 - Bonetown

September 18, 2016

The gang snatches victory from the jaws of defeat... then immediately turns around and jams it right back in.

Alias learns about gods and their history. Drop takes charge, but then takes it too far. Lavinia tries to calm a tense situation. Violet turns on the next level of rage: murderous frenzy.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 13 - Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dryads

September 11, 2016
What is the least suspicious hat to put on a horse? Find out on Goo Watch 2k16.
Alias goes through all his spell slots in a hurry. Drop serves as a critical cultural liaison. Lavinia warms up to an unlikely ally. Violet makes a careless (and bloody) error.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 12 - Damp In All The Wrong Places

September 4, 2016
Welcome to the Tiger Mountains, where everything is smoke, violence, and PHENOMENALLY bad rolls.

Alias gets lost and takes a second swing at postage. Drop searches through the ashes of his past and stomps a familiar problem. Lavinia loses some precious possessions--and her breath. Violet ends up on both ends of a sneak attack.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 11 - Poor Unfortunate Foals

August 28, 2016

How did Vinny and Alias meet? Where did Violet get captured by the frog wizard? What nonsense will Leon think up to troll Austin next season?! Let us tell you a tale....

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Dice Funk S2: Part 10 - I’m Inside Him

August 21, 2016

The party's most competent member sleeps through a crucial crisis--with fatal results.

Alias takes his sweet time. Drop crosses a line that can never be uncrossed. Lavinia begins to doubt her friends. Violet slips further into a stress-induced breakdown.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 9 - Violet Eats Half

August 14, 2016

The plot of this episode is "a unicorn gets high and goes to a funeral." That's what happens. I'm sorry.

Alias summons a fine feathered friend. Drop shows the party a mysterious new environment. Lavinia battles intense embarrassment. Violet goes on a trip to flavor town.

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Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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Dice Funk S2: Part 8 - My Good Wood

August 7, 2016

The gang battles nature itself as the Spira arc nears a deadly conclusion.

Alias shows off some sweet moves and buys crucial time. Drop hears a distressing story from a mysterious source. Lavinia does everything possible to keep her friends and family alive. Violet finally gets the violence she has been craving.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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Dice Funk S2: Part 7 - Specific About Weirdness

July 31, 2016

A dead body sparks a mad dash through the ominous wilderness of the Ragged Wood.

Alias sends a long distance message. Drop avoids danger with his heightened senses. Lavinia rushes ahead recklessly to save her dad. Violet gets antsy about the lack of violence.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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Dice Funk S2: Part 6 - Sorry About Your Hole

July 24, 2016

A frog gets a name, an ally comes into question, and a dryad receives a lukewarm homecoming.

Alias gets a present from his new mentor. Drop climbs a tree to survey the landscape. Lavinia has an awkward family meeting. Violet embarrasses herself, before becoming the toast of the town.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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Dice Funk S2: Part 5 - Holy S***, Mr. Ribbits!

July 17, 2016
THE HEIST IS ON.

Alias swashes a buckle and agrees to a mentorship. Drop operates heavy machinery and glistens in the moonlight. Lavinia hands out a headache and finds herself in the splash zone. Violet stays behind, then asserts her authority.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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