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An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!
Episodes
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
The only thing standing between the crew and an airship is a shapeshifting serial killer. You know what that means: BOSS FIGHT!!!
Alias pulls a sick stunt. Drop tries to be a better person. Lavinia hugs dramatically. Violet charges ahead, consequences be damned.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
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Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Everything hangs on a fateful reunion with the Blackhearts, but there's just one little errand to run first....
Alias refurbishes a boat. Drop confesses a dangerous truth. Lavinia sends a miracle home. Violet takes a dip.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
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Sunday Jan 22, 2017
Sunday Jan 22, 2017
The only thing left is the endgame. So... now what?
Alias branches out into YET ANOTHER class. Drop ditches an incendiary item. Lavinia sends text messages. Violet gets drunk and fights a friend.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
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Sunday Jan 15, 2017
Sunday Jan 15, 2017
The drow are on the warpath, but will the crew survive long enough to deal with their invasion?
Alias gets greasy. Drop practices parley. Lavinia is so, so, so confused. Violet asks permission to stab.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
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Sunday Jan 08, 2017
Sunday Jan 08, 2017
Sunday Jan 01, 2017
Sunday Jan 01, 2017
The party reunites, debriefs, and goes shopping. Surely this will only lead to good things!
Alias puts the puzzle pieces together. Drop empties his spit valve. Lavinia mindjacks. Violet translates some l33t code.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
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Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
A kidnapping plot and a life-or-limb decision intertwine in this festive thrill ride.
Alias relies on his friends. Drop agrees to a trade. Lavinia bends reality with her words. Violet takes disadvantage.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
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Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Brace yourself for some salty shenanigans and finny fish puns.
Alias takes matters into his own arm. Drop indulges in exaggeration. Lavinia professes her love. Violet prays.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Dec 11, 2016
Sunday Dec 11, 2016
The wheel of fate is turning.
Alias confronts an academic. Drop learns about rude sea dudes. Lavinia negotiates(?) a price.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Dec 04, 2016
Sunday Dec 04, 2016
The clock ticks down to death, as the crew escalates one conflict to violence before stumbling into a strange new world.
Alias lets his blade sing. Drop hits the deck. Lavinia learns some backstory (without permission). Violet gurgles.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
The crew needs help to save a dying friend, but first they have to survive a voyage to the deadliest place in Lorelei.
Alias chooses a path to power. Drop performs amateur surgery. Lavinia shreds a solo of godly proportions. Violet... oh, Violet.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
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Sunday Nov 20, 2016
Sunday Nov 20, 2016
It's too dangerous to stay in Mykonos, but the cost of leaving is higher than anyone knows.
Alias learns a family secret. Drop lets a cat out of the bag. Lavinia becomes an accomplice. Violet considers a deal.
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Sunday Nov 13, 2016
Sunday Nov 13, 2016
"Lethal or non-lethal?"
Alias resolves a family spat. Drop keeps a vigilant watch. Lavinia magics too hard. Violet eats some questionable meat.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
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Sunday Nov 06, 2016
Sunday Nov 06, 2016
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
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Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Oct 30, 2016
Sunday Oct 30, 2016
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
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Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Oct 23, 2016
Sunday Oct 23, 2016
BEEP BOOP, Y'ALL. IT'S ROBOT TIME.
Alias becomes Sherlock Holmes. Drop finds religion(s). Lavinia adds "Ventriloquist" to her résumé. Violet does drugs.
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Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Everyone has a lot of FEELINGS, but you gotta keep moving forward.
Alias enters the wizarding world. Drop goes for a swim. Lavinia deals with fame. Violet explains The Unicorn Way™.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
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Sunday Oct 09, 2016
Sunday Oct 09, 2016
"I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this... if they catch sight of you... they're going to pummel your brains out."
Alias creates a distraction. Drop tests out his new weapon. Lavinia takes the team to task. Violet suffers a unicorn-specific indignity.
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Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
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Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
The Tiger Mountains arc nears a conclusion, as the party finally discovers what the Blackhearts leader has been hiding.
Alias doesn't leave anyone behind. Drop gets his hands on a new weapon. Lavinia forgets how flammable she is. Violet extolls the benefits of nudity.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
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Sunday Sep 25, 2016
Sunday Sep 25, 2016
This ends in blood. The question is: how much?
Alias crits at the worst possible time. Drop explains his actions. Lavinia cuts a deal. Violet prays for salvation.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Sep 18, 2016
Sunday Sep 18, 2016
The gang snatches victory from the jaws of defeat... then immediately turns around and jams it right back in.
Alias learns about gods and their history. Drop takes charge, but then takes it too far. Lavinia tries to calm a tense situation. Violet turns on the next level of rage: murderous frenzy.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
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Sunday Sep 11, 2016
Sunday Sep 11, 2016
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Sep 04, 2016
Sunday Sep 04, 2016
Alias gets lost and takes a second swing at postage. Drop searches through the ashes of his past and stomps a familiar problem. Lavinia loses some precious possessions--and her breath. Violet ends up on both ends of a sneak attack.
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
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Sunday Aug 28, 2016
Sunday Aug 28, 2016
How did Vinny and Alias meet? Where did Violet get captured by the frog wizard? What nonsense will Leon think up to troll Austin next season?! Let us tell you a tale....
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Aug 21, 2016
Sunday Aug 21, 2016
The party's most competent member sleeps through a crucial crisis--with fatal results.
Alias takes his sweet time. Drop crosses a line that can never be uncrossed. Lavinia begins to doubt her friends. Violet slips further into a stress-induced breakdown.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Aug 14, 2016
Sunday Aug 14, 2016
The plot of this episode is "a unicorn gets high and goes to a funeral." That's what happens. I'm sorry.
Alias summons a fine feathered friend. Drop shows the party a mysterious new environment. Lavinia battles intense embarrassment. Violet goes on a trip to flavor town.
STARRING -
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Sunday Aug 07, 2016
Sunday Aug 07, 2016
The gang battles nature itself as the Spira arc nears a deadly conclusion.
Alias shows off some sweet moves and buys crucial time. Drop hears a distressing story from a mysterious source. Lavinia does everything possible to keep her friends and family alive. Violet finally gets the violence she has been craving.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
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Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
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Sunday Jul 31, 2016
Sunday Jul 31, 2016
A dead body sparks a mad dash through the ominous wilderness of the Ragged Wood.
Alias sends a long distance message. Drop avoids danger with his heightened senses. Lavinia rushes ahead recklessly to save her dad. Violet gets antsy about the lack of violence.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
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Sunday Jul 24, 2016
Sunday Jul 24, 2016
Alias gets a present from his new mentor. Drop climbs a tree to survey the landscape. Lavinia has an awkward family meeting. Violet embarrasses herself, before becoming the toast of the town.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
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Sunday Jul 17, 2016
Sunday Jul 17, 2016
Alias swashes a buckle and agrees to a mentorship. Drop operates heavy machinery and glistens in the moonlight. Lavinia hands out a headache and finds herself in the splash zone. Violet stays behind, then asserts her authority.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
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Sunday Jul 10, 2016
Sunday Jul 10, 2016
Nuclear wessels! Our heroes (?) meet a mysterious drow and decide to get their hands dirty in order to escape the rising tides.
Alias takes inventory of his wet books and makes D&D lore jokes. Drop questions a stranger and dives headfirst into danger. Lavinia paints a sweet picture and makes ANOTHER new best friend. Violet defends her actions while giving in to bad influences.
STARRING -
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Sunday Jul 03, 2016
Sunday Jul 03, 2016
Our motley chain gang finds itself lost and defenseless, so they will need to band together to survive the deadly Sea Of Lorelei.
Alias attempts an ancient Eladrin technique. Drop takes drastic action to escape bondage. Lavinia solves a problem with mushrooms. Violet makes peace with a potential enemy.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Alias massacres an entire family of ropes. Drop considers a fiery plan of attack. Lavinia meets a familiar, fuzzy face. Violet charges headfirst into danger and draws first blood.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
Sunday Jun 19, 2016
Sunday Jun 19, 2016
Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 is Lorelei.
Leon Thomas makes the worst character in the history of RPGs. Johnny Maloney introduces us to a sad, sad monk. Lauren Morgan brings us her Treesona OC (Do Not Steal). Michael "Skitch" Schiciano debuts his fancy elf from another world.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
What was the right way to defeat Gorfinax? Why did Rinaldo keep writing on that piece of paper? WHERE'S DR. CASH MONEY?!?! All your questions will be answered.
Next week: a new adventure begins.
Sunday Jun 05, 2016
Sunday Jun 05, 2016
One way or another, it all ends here. Allana racks up an impressive body count. Anne prays for deliverance and receives a cryptic vision. Rinaldo delivers a rousing speech and refuses to yield.
Highlights: Bad Gandalf, Cut The Cord, First Of All, We Happy Few, Chunky Salsa, Warning Shots, My Favorite Joke, Just Stab Me, and Sorry/Not Sorry.
Sunday May 29, 2016
Sunday May 29, 2016
The final battle is here and it's a 3-way brawl between the Squirtle Squad, a team of invaders, and an ancient, disgusting evil. Allana forgets how crossbows work at a critical moment. Anne takes damage from an enemy for the first time. Rinaldo makes a potentially fatal mistake.
Sunday May 22, 2016
Sunday May 22, 2016
It's time to find out who lived and who died after the squad left a once-peaceful town in the grip of a mad schoolmaster. Allana lands a perfect headshot. Anne undergoes crises both personal and fleshy. Rinaldo repeatedly misunderstands how flags work.
Highlights: Emotional Quicksand, IT'S LIT, Flags & Spears, A Medusa Situation, Blood Gutter Redux, A Mean Scallion, and Graveyard Showdown.
Sunday May 15, 2016
Sunday May 15, 2016
THE VOTES ARE IN, SO IT'S TIME TO ESCAPE OR DIE! Allana feels the spirit of Avandra. Anne gambles it all on a mad dash. Rinaldo becomes the moose whisperer.
Highlights: Just For Spite, Where I Carried You, Freudian Slick, Holocaust Cloak, Democracy Satire, Drop The Hammer, & Half-Canadian Express.
Sunday May 08, 2016
Sunday May 08, 2016
The line between city and monster begins to blur as a terrible and/or hilarious choice is thrust upon an unprepared squad. Allana finally fires a shot. Anne suggests a risky maneuver. Rinaldo proposes a more direct approach.
Highlights: Dual-Wield Balls, Spoiler Alert, Crotch Stab, No Bueno, Extrasensory Pancakes, Deeper Is Better, and 1-800-STONEROOT.
Sunday May 01, 2016
Sunday May 01, 2016
Betrayal may be lurking in plain sight, but much larger threats hide below the surface. Allana pokes the goo. Anne relives the first level of Sonic Adventure 2. Rinaldo fights a futile battle against the waves of fate.
Highlights: Sad Wolf, Hokey Pokey, Pious Way, The Melon, Let's Run, Botch 'Til I Die, 30-Episode Callback, Freedom Of Movement, and Might Have A Problem.
Sunday Apr 24, 2016
Sunday Apr 24, 2016
Eeewww!!! This episode is so, so, so GROSS. Allana does her best not to scream. Anne explores sexuality with a brick wall. Rinaldo wastes all his good rolls and then runs away.
Highlights: Chicken Pox, They've Got A Hulk, Heebie Jeebies, Door Voltron, Just The Tip, Friend Or Foe?, and Master Blaster.
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Tensions run high as the party desperately looks for any way to stop the evil that threatens to consume Stoneroot. Allana makes a toxicology inquiry. Anne tries to convert a friend one last time. Rinaldo straddles the line between sweet and creepy.
Highlights: Part Of Your World, Poke The Orb, Lorde Earlin, Time To Make Magic, Murderer v Traitor, Good Eye Contact, and Six Poisons.
Monday Apr 11, 2016
Monday Apr 11, 2016
Escaping the sanitarium alive will take everything the squad has at its disposal, including new friends and sweet, sweet pineapples. Allana acts as a tour guide. Anne blurs the line between player and character. Rinaldo enacts a dastardly trap.
Highlights: Squirtle Squad, Horcrux & Phylactery, Flavor Text Temper Tantrum, The Ambush Word, In Real-Time, The Doc, Sticky Tongue, and The Strength Contest.
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
Another back is stabbed, an exposition break becomes a jailbreak, and a truth of godly proportions is revealed. Allana tells a tale. Anne administers aid. Rinaldo takes everything that isn't nailed down.
Highlights: Morton's Fork, Time Paradoxes, Halfling & The Idiot, Mean Mean Dagger, Fearow, and Trust Issues.
Sunday Mar 27, 2016
Sunday Mar 27, 2016
Our heroes infiltrate the sanitarium to save their friends, but are met with madness and bloodshed. Austin rolls a 12. Johnny rolls a 12. Leon rolls a 12. Jess probably rolls a 12. It's 12 all the way down, folks.
Highlights: In The Buff, Professional Curiosity, Kansas City Shuffle, Where We Die, Wasting Spells On Nerds, Erotic Anatomy, and What Happened?
Sunday Mar 20, 2016
Sunday Mar 20, 2016
In this mini-episode, the squad searches for their friends as the truth of the rebellion comes into focus. Anne makes it rain. Rinaldo is just, like, so done with this.
Highlights: Absconcé, Method Roleplaying, Recently Moaning, Trap Cards, Going Through Her (Loot), and The Convenient NPC.
Sunday Mar 13, 2016
Sunday Mar 13, 2016
Two incompetent dorks infiltrate a mansion amidst rising tides of violence, while a mysterious sound fills the air. Allana stays behind. Anne touches a lot of butt. Rinaldo starts a riot and runs across more of his backstory.
Highlights: The Mob Rules, Football Sleds, Ambulance Foreshadowing, Chaise Lounge, Evil Omelet, Picking Pockets, and Donnie Darko Tracking.
Monday Mar 07, 2016
Monday Mar 07, 2016
The city burns as the pieces are put in place for a climactic showdown. Allana oversees some nefarious blankets. Anne sends Marshmallow on a dangerous mission. Rinaldo creeps out his boyfriend.
Highlights: Medieval Stealth Technology, Hope Recovered, CTRL F, Ubisoft Map Markers, Sick Moves, and Halfling For Sale.
Sunday Feb 28, 2016
Sunday Feb 28, 2016
The dynamic duo does some research while their new friend finds herself at the center of a firestorm. Allana does her best for Faith and Hope. Anne tries to find answers in cryptic conversations. Rinaldo reads the diary of a talented artist.
Highlights: Tried So Hard, Free Paper, Don't Burn Anything, Becky, Secret Tuesdays, To The Deer, Superbly Locked, and Follow Your Heart.