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An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!
Episodes
Sunday Jul 10, 2016
Sunday Jul 10, 2016
Nuclear wessels! Our heroes (?) meet a mysterious drow and decide to get their hands dirty in order to escape the rising tides.
Alias takes inventory of his wet books and makes D&D lore jokes. Drop questions a stranger and dives headfirst into danger. Lavinia paints a sweet picture and makes ANOTHER new best friend. Violet defends her actions while giving in to bad influences.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
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Sunday Jul 03, 2016
Sunday Jul 03, 2016
Our motley chain gang finds itself lost and defenseless, so they will need to band together to survive the deadly Sea Of Lorelei.
Alias attempts an ancient Eladrin technique. Drop takes drastic action to escape bondage. Lavinia solves a problem with mushrooms. Violet makes peace with a potential enemy.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Alias massacres an entire family of ropes. Drop considers a fiery plan of attack. Lavinia meets a familiar, fuzzy face. Violet charges headfirst into danger and draws first blood.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
Sunday Jun 19, 2016
Sunday Jun 19, 2016
Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 is Lorelei.
Leon Thomas makes the worst character in the history of RPGs. Johnny Maloney introduces us to a sad, sad monk. Lauren Morgan brings us her Treesona OC (Do Not Steal). Michael "Skitch" Schiciano debuts his fancy elf from another world.
STARRING -
Austin Yorski: @austinyorski
Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains
Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious
Leon Thomas: @renegadecut
Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
What was the right way to defeat Gorfinax? Why did Rinaldo keep writing on that piece of paper? WHERE'S DR. CASH MONEY?!?! All your questions will be answered.
Next week: a new adventure begins.
Sunday Jun 05, 2016
Sunday Jun 05, 2016
One way or another, it all ends here. Allana racks up an impressive body count. Anne prays for deliverance and receives a cryptic vision. Rinaldo delivers a rousing speech and refuses to yield.
Highlights: Bad Gandalf, Cut The Cord, First Of All, We Happy Few, Chunky Salsa, Warning Shots, My Favorite Joke, Just Stab Me, and Sorry/Not Sorry.
Sunday May 29, 2016
Sunday May 29, 2016
The final battle is here and it's a 3-way brawl between the Squirtle Squad, a team of invaders, and an ancient, disgusting evil. Allana forgets how crossbows work at a critical moment. Anne takes damage from an enemy for the first time. Rinaldo makes a potentially fatal mistake.
Sunday May 22, 2016
Sunday May 22, 2016
It's time to find out who lived and who died after the squad left a once-peaceful town in the grip of a mad schoolmaster. Allana lands a perfect headshot. Anne undergoes crises both personal and fleshy. Rinaldo repeatedly misunderstands how flags work.
Highlights: Emotional Quicksand, IT'S LIT, Flags & Spears, A Medusa Situation, Blood Gutter Redux, A Mean Scallion, and Graveyard Showdown.
Sunday May 15, 2016
Sunday May 15, 2016
THE VOTES ARE IN, SO IT'S TIME TO ESCAPE OR DIE! Allana feels the spirit of Avandra. Anne gambles it all on a mad dash. Rinaldo becomes the moose whisperer.
Highlights: Just For Spite, Where I Carried You, Freudian Slick, Holocaust Cloak, Democracy Satire, Drop The Hammer, & Half-Canadian Express.
Sunday May 08, 2016
Sunday May 08, 2016
The line between city and monster begins to blur as a terrible and/or hilarious choice is thrust upon an unprepared squad. Allana finally fires a shot. Anne suggests a risky maneuver. Rinaldo proposes a more direct approach.
Highlights: Dual-Wield Balls, Spoiler Alert, Crotch Stab, No Bueno, Extrasensory Pancakes, Deeper Is Better, and 1-800-STONEROOT.
Sunday May 01, 2016
Sunday May 01, 2016
Betrayal may be lurking in plain sight, but much larger threats hide below the surface. Allana pokes the goo. Anne relives the first level of Sonic Adventure 2. Rinaldo fights a futile battle against the waves of fate.
Highlights: Sad Wolf, Hokey Pokey, Pious Way, The Melon, Let's Run, Botch 'Til I Die, 30-Episode Callback, Freedom Of Movement, and Might Have A Problem.
Sunday Apr 24, 2016
Sunday Apr 24, 2016
Eeewww!!! This episode is so, so, so GROSS. Allana does her best not to scream. Anne explores sexuality with a brick wall. Rinaldo wastes all his good rolls and then runs away.
Highlights: Chicken Pox, They've Got A Hulk, Heebie Jeebies, Door Voltron, Just The Tip, Friend Or Foe?, and Master Blaster.
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Tensions run high as the party desperately looks for any way to stop the evil that threatens to consume Stoneroot. Allana makes a toxicology inquiry. Anne tries to convert a friend one last time. Rinaldo straddles the line between sweet and creepy.
Highlights: Part Of Your World, Poke The Orb, Lorde Earlin, Time To Make Magic, Murderer v Traitor, Good Eye Contact, and Six Poisons.
Monday Apr 11, 2016
Monday Apr 11, 2016
Escaping the sanitarium alive will take everything the squad has at its disposal, including new friends and sweet, sweet pineapples. Allana acts as a tour guide. Anne blurs the line between player and character. Rinaldo enacts a dastardly trap.
Highlights: Squirtle Squad, Horcrux & Phylactery, Flavor Text Temper Tantrum, The Ambush Word, In Real-Time, The Doc, Sticky Tongue, and The Strength Contest.
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
Another back is stabbed, an exposition break becomes a jailbreak, and a truth of godly proportions is revealed. Allana tells a tale. Anne administers aid. Rinaldo takes everything that isn't nailed down.
Highlights: Morton's Fork, Time Paradoxes, Halfling & The Idiot, Mean Mean Dagger, Fearow, and Trust Issues.
Sunday Mar 27, 2016
Sunday Mar 27, 2016
Our heroes infiltrate the sanitarium to save their friends, but are met with madness and bloodshed. Austin rolls a 12. Johnny rolls a 12. Leon rolls a 12. Jess probably rolls a 12. It's 12 all the way down, folks.
Highlights: In The Buff, Professional Curiosity, Kansas City Shuffle, Where We Die, Wasting Spells On Nerds, Erotic Anatomy, and What Happened?
Sunday Mar 20, 2016
Sunday Mar 20, 2016
In this mini-episode, the squad searches for their friends as the truth of the rebellion comes into focus. Anne makes it rain. Rinaldo is just, like, so done with this.
Highlights: Absconcé, Method Roleplaying, Recently Moaning, Trap Cards, Going Through Her (Loot), and The Convenient NPC.
Sunday Mar 13, 2016
Sunday Mar 13, 2016
Two incompetent dorks infiltrate a mansion amidst rising tides of violence, while a mysterious sound fills the air. Allana stays behind. Anne touches a lot of butt. Rinaldo starts a riot and runs across more of his backstory.
Highlights: The Mob Rules, Football Sleds, Ambulance Foreshadowing, Chaise Lounge, Evil Omelet, Picking Pockets, and Donnie Darko Tracking.
Monday Mar 07, 2016
Monday Mar 07, 2016
The city burns as the pieces are put in place for a climactic showdown. Allana oversees some nefarious blankets. Anne sends Marshmallow on a dangerous mission. Rinaldo creeps out his boyfriend.
Highlights: Medieval Stealth Technology, Hope Recovered, CTRL F, Ubisoft Map Markers, Sick Moves, and Halfling For Sale.
Sunday Feb 28, 2016
Sunday Feb 28, 2016
The dynamic duo does some research while their new friend finds herself at the center of a firestorm. Allana does her best for Faith and Hope. Anne tries to find answers in cryptic conversations. Rinaldo reads the diary of a talented artist.
Highlights: Tried So Hard, Free Paper, Don't Burn Anything, Becky, Secret Tuesdays, To The Deer, Superbly Locked, and Follow Your Heart.
Sunday Feb 21, 2016
Sunday Feb 21, 2016
Evil lurks in the heart of the city, yet the good may pose a far greater danger.... Allana meets with her big, happy family. Anne spreads the good word (whether you like it or not). Marshmallow goes into overwatch. Rinaldo sees all his plans fall apart.
Highlights: Low-Key Pimpin', The Butts Of Light's Landing, Animal. Handling. Check., Orb & Fang, Church Business, and Let's Go Check Out A Book.
Sunday Feb 14, 2016
Sunday Feb 14, 2016
Terrible truths are revealed and bad plans are formulated, as time begins to run out. Allana demonstrates proper stabbing technique. Anne encounters a system error and needs to reboot. Marshmallow finds his calling as the world's best pillow. Rinaldo takes a nap and a tumble.
Highlights: I WILL NOT, The Stonerotten, Saucy Priest, Blue Screened, Stab Yourself, GrampaSimpson.GIF, and The Confession.
Sunday Feb 07, 2016
Sunday Feb 07, 2016
Who will survive the seedy Stoneroot club and what will be left of them? Anne misplaces something VERY IMPORTANT. Marshmallow becomes tug-o-war champion. Rinaldo undergoes some enhanced interrogation.
Highlights: Ear-to-Ear, Casino Royale, A Drooling Moron, Allana the Half-Elf Rogue, Ferret Rodeo, and Speak to Squeak.
Sunday Jan 31, 2016
Sunday Jan 31, 2016
How will our heroes deal with the shocking revelation that threatens to tear the party apart? Anne gets a makeover. Jayne likes to watch. Marshmallow gets close. Rinaldo starts a dancing sensation that sweeps the nation.
Highlights: #MillenialProblems, Blister The Battletoad, Bon Jovi Is Canon, An Inspired Plan, Indiana Rinaldo, and Roll To Bop.
Sunday Jan 24, 2016
Sunday Jan 24, 2016
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Anne dreams of flames. Jayne looks for a new gig. Marshmallow becomes Batman. Rinaldo wants someone to ride his pony.
Highlights: Cruella de Leon, Cheap Sunglasses, 360 No-Scope, Shiv Him, Come This Gay, and The Secret Session.
Sunday Jan 17, 2016
Sunday Jan 17, 2016
The party is split and the fellowship is broken, as our heroes are scattered around a city that wants their heads. Anne has a surprisingly good fire idea. Jayne becomes Brienne of Tarth and/or Captain Phasma. Rinaldo nearly breaks his hand on two separate occasions.
Highlights: Vas Preference, Clubfoot Jeff, Candle Business, The OctoWink, Best Worst Puncher, Ice Cube or Ice-T?, Fallon (A.K.A. Falcon), and Candy Cravings.
Sunday Jan 10, 2016
Sunday Jan 10, 2016
Things in the quarry go from bad to worse to absolutely ruinous. Anne makes a furry friend. Jayne finally finds her inner Flaafy. Rinaldo throws a temper tantrum.
Highlights: Barry Allen's Best Roll, Meet Marshmallow, Maces & Morningstars, Yu-Gi-Bros, The Frustration Fist, and You Are In Trouble.
Sunday Jan 03, 2016
Sunday Jan 03, 2016
The party agrees to do a bad thing for bad people because we are easily persuaded and super dumb. Anne tells a dangerous joke. Jayne secures an escape plan. Rinaldo confronts a mysterious figure with ties to his past.
Highlights: RPG Violence, This Time It's Personal, Ye Olde Bernie Sanders, The Canadian Fates, Salty Little Grump, and Our Secret.
Sunday Dec 27, 2015
Sunday Dec 27, 2015
Everyone's favorite posse investigates The Church and uncovers a deception at the heart of the campaign. Anne flexes her healing hands. Jayne stonewalls an emotional moment. Rinaldo breaks math with his awful rolls.
Highlights: Look At Me Not Caring, BioWare Dialogue, Sister Sister, Lying By Omission, ACF, Detecting Magic, and Roll For Exposition.
Sunday Dec 20, 2015
Sunday Dec 20, 2015
Our intrepid idiots decide to be competent for once, accomplishing a whole bunch and moving the plot hella forward. Anne issues an arson challenge. Jayne heads for the hills. Rinaldo is a cruel, cruel flirt.
Highlights: Paw Punches, The Wolf Is Loose, Future Problems, Frenemies Forever Montage, Do You Ship It?, We're In Star Wars, and Friderick Maps.
Wednesday Dec 09, 2015
Wednesday Dec 09, 2015
A botched rescue mission turns into a life-or-death game of Hide & Seek. Anne contemplates the nature of good and evil. Jayne pushes people into troughs. Rinaldo explains the duties of a mayor.
Highlights: Father Carlos, 2 Fast 2 Doge, A-ha!, Jack The Pimp, Medieval Home Alone, The Gillet Question, and Stu The Stew.
Sunday Nov 29, 2015
Sunday Nov 29, 2015
The party finally accomplishes something... then immediately screws it up. Anne loses her cool. Jayne pulls off a metal maneuver. Rinaldo interprets a dream.
Highlights: For Flavor, Remember The Nards, A Jar, Road Manacles, Plan Horse, One Wolf Moon, Hands-On Rescuing, and Please Don't De-Wolf.
Sunday Nov 22, 2015
Sunday Nov 22, 2015
The child wizards turn out to be adult monks, because we are dumb and bad at this game. Anne talks trash. Jayne expands her collection. Rinaldo misses... like, a lot.
Highlights: John Cena Rap Battle, Can I Eat Him?, Mr. Senator, The Healing Word, Blinded By The Light, Dark Turn Biscuits, and Gooey Pile Of Things.
Sunday Nov 15, 2015
Sunday Nov 15, 2015
Blood gutters and portal doors and leather restraints, OH MY. Anne starts a knife collection. Jayne fails a chuckle check. Rinaldo fulfills a lifelong ambition.
Highlights: Mouth Tentacles, Majora's Misdirection, The Grapes of Passage, Creepin' Our Way Downtown, Silent Hill Hole, The Nightmare Room, and School's Out.
Sunday Nov 08, 2015
Sunday Nov 08, 2015
It's time to assassinate an old man! Anne goes pyro. Jayne curses the gods. Rinaldo accidentally whips and nae naes.
Highlights: Secret D20, The Book Of Faces, Fire & Stabs, Eyepatch Man, Dear Avandra, Medieval Magic Mike, and Foiled By Doors.
Sunday Nov 01, 2015
Sunday Nov 01, 2015
The lies continue to pile up as the party does its best to escape a deadly situation. Anne knuckles down. Jayne passes notes. Rinaldo threatens a child.
Highlights: The Origin Of Spoopy, Eyebrow-mancy, Secretly Ripped, Intimidation Tactics, Hail Orcus, Blinks 'n' Winks, Low Blows, and Mending.
Friday Oct 23, 2015
Friday Oct 23, 2015
Bad rolls and worse planning put the party in a potentially lethal situation. Anne becomes The Mouth Of Sauron. Jayne turns into a cat. Rinaldo steals some dirt.
Highlights: Rap Critic Cameo, Clockwork Stepford Wives, Beethoven Breakfast, Tattoo Specifics, Uh Oh Spaghetti-O's, The Barnyard Heist, The Roll-Off, and The Abyssal Academy.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Our heroes avoid a party wipe and end up in the most SUSPICIOUS TOWN EVER. Anne runs away. Jayne comes clean. Rinaldo does a hat trick.
Highlights: Drunk DM, Once You Pop, WHOOSH, A Halfling Goodbye, Headwear Hullabaloo, Rumbles & Rummaging & Running Away, Filet Mignon From Pottsylvania, Ominous Hors D'oeuvres, and Lucid Cutscenes.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
The party makes it 20 feet out of town before getting themselves into a new catastrophe. Anne gets a piggyback ride. Jayne is paralyzed. Rinaldo apologizes profusely.
Highlights: Is It Smarter Than Anne?, The Blame Game, Confession Commands, Gate Guard Guffaws, A Hat Drum, The Rainwoman, Happy Halloween, Don't Swallow!, Saucy Swipe, Don Quixote Time, and Bitter DM Laments.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
The dusty streets of Stoneroot will run red with blood. Anne taunts her foes. Jayne gets in touch with her wild side. Rinaldo takes one on the chin.
Highlights: Not The Handsome!, Anne-dependence Day, Anime-Style, Dying Words Catchphrase, Morningstar Misdirection, Snoot Boops, Lending A Hand, Hostage Saddles, and Avandra Apologies.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Clan Rinaldo sets off in search of the missing heir. Anne trolls a fireplace and makes a new friend. Jayne gets drunk and saves the day. Rinaldo changes a life and searches REALLY HARD for a secret passage.
Highlights: Dungeons & Moms, Kanye Quest, The Wink Heard 'Round The World, A Comedy Of Manors, Swords a-Blazin', Quarterstaff Diplomacy, Walkies, Frustration Buddies, and (Not) Sylvester Stallone's Cliffhanger.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
The Word Funk crew bring a new friend along to Dungeons & Dragons. Characters are rolled, introductions are made, and someone ends up with a -4 Intelligence modifier.
Highlights: Fun intro bits, Sudden Leon Syndrome, Character creation, Glaive from Krull?!, Flaafy the Druid, Inevitable racism, SKY BROTHEL, Mexican ball hats, Erotic fan art, Boner Town & Logic City, Jolly Ranchers, Rinaldo takes credit, Anne falls down, and Jayne buys a round.