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An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!
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Sunday Feb 21, 2016
Sunday Feb 21, 2016
Evil lurks in the heart of the city, yet the good may pose a far greater danger.... Allana meets with her big, happy family. Anne spreads the good word (whether you like it or not). Marshmallow goes into overwatch. Rinaldo sees all his plans fall apart.
Highlights: Low-Key Pimpin', The Butts Of Light's Landing, Animal. Handling. Check., Orb & Fang, Church Business, and Let's Go Check Out A Book.
Sunday Feb 14, 2016
Sunday Feb 14, 2016
Terrible truths are revealed and bad plans are formulated, as time begins to run out. Allana demonstrates proper stabbing technique. Anne encounters a system error and needs to reboot. Marshmallow finds his calling as the world's best pillow. Rinaldo takes a nap and a tumble.
Highlights: I WILL NOT, The Stonerotten, Saucy Priest, Blue Screened, Stab Yourself, GrampaSimpson.GIF, and The Confession.
Sunday Feb 07, 2016
Sunday Feb 07, 2016
Who will survive the seedy Stoneroot club and what will be left of them? Anne misplaces something VERY IMPORTANT. Marshmallow becomes tug-o-war champion. Rinaldo undergoes some enhanced interrogation.
Highlights: Ear-to-Ear, Casino Royale, A Drooling Moron, Allana the Half-Elf Rogue, Ferret Rodeo, and Speak to Squeak.
Sunday Jan 31, 2016
Sunday Jan 31, 2016
How will our heroes deal with the shocking revelation that threatens to tear the party apart? Anne gets a makeover. Jayne likes to watch. Marshmallow gets close. Rinaldo starts a dancing sensation that sweeps the nation.
Highlights: #MillenialProblems, Blister The Battletoad, Bon Jovi Is Canon, An Inspired Plan, Indiana Rinaldo, and Roll To Bop.
Sunday Jan 24, 2016
Sunday Jan 24, 2016
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Anne dreams of flames. Jayne looks for a new gig. Marshmallow becomes Batman. Rinaldo wants someone to ride his pony.
Highlights: Cruella de Leon, Cheap Sunglasses, 360 No-Scope, Shiv Him, Come This Gay, and The Secret Session.
Sunday Jan 17, 2016
Sunday Jan 17, 2016
The party is split and the fellowship is broken, as our heroes are scattered around a city that wants their heads. Anne has a surprisingly good fire idea. Jayne becomes Brienne of Tarth and/or Captain Phasma. Rinaldo nearly breaks his hand on two separate occasions.
Highlights: Vas Preference, Clubfoot Jeff, Candle Business, The OctoWink, Best Worst Puncher, Ice Cube or Ice-T?, Fallon (A.K.A. Falcon), and Candy Cravings.
Sunday Jan 10, 2016
Sunday Jan 10, 2016
Things in the quarry go from bad to worse to absolutely ruinous. Anne makes a furry friend. Jayne finally finds her inner Flaafy. Rinaldo throws a temper tantrum.
Highlights: Barry Allen's Best Roll, Meet Marshmallow, Maces & Morningstars, Yu-Gi-Bros, The Frustration Fist, and You Are In Trouble.
Sunday Jan 03, 2016
Sunday Jan 03, 2016
The party agrees to do a bad thing for bad people because we are easily persuaded and super dumb. Anne tells a dangerous joke. Jayne secures an escape plan. Rinaldo confronts a mysterious figure with ties to his past.
Highlights: RPG Violence, This Time It's Personal, Ye Olde Bernie Sanders, The Canadian Fates, Salty Little Grump, and Our Secret.
Sunday Dec 27, 2015
Sunday Dec 27, 2015
Everyone's favorite posse investigates The Church and uncovers a deception at the heart of the campaign. Anne flexes her healing hands. Jayne stonewalls an emotional moment. Rinaldo breaks math with his awful rolls.
Highlights: Look At Me Not Caring, BioWare Dialogue, Sister Sister, Lying By Omission, ACF, Detecting Magic, and Roll For Exposition.
Sunday Dec 20, 2015
Sunday Dec 20, 2015
Our intrepid idiots decide to be competent for once, accomplishing a whole bunch and moving the plot hella forward. Anne issues an arson challenge. Jayne heads for the hills. Rinaldo is a cruel, cruel flirt.
Highlights: Paw Punches, The Wolf Is Loose, Future Problems, Frenemies Forever Montage, Do You Ship It?, We're In Star Wars, and Friderick Maps.
Wednesday Dec 09, 2015
Wednesday Dec 09, 2015
A botched rescue mission turns into a life-or-death game of Hide & Seek. Anne contemplates the nature of good and evil. Jayne pushes people into troughs. Rinaldo explains the duties of a mayor.
Highlights: Father Carlos, 2 Fast 2 Doge, A-ha!, Jack The Pimp, Medieval Home Alone, The Gillet Question, and Stu The Stew.
Sunday Nov 29, 2015
Sunday Nov 29, 2015
The party finally accomplishes something... then immediately screws it up. Anne loses her cool. Jayne pulls off a metal maneuver. Rinaldo interprets a dream.
Highlights: For Flavor, Remember The Nards, A Jar, Road Manacles, Plan Horse, One Wolf Moon, Hands-On Rescuing, and Please Don't De-Wolf.
Sunday Nov 22, 2015
Sunday Nov 22, 2015
The child wizards turn out to be adult monks, because we are dumb and bad at this game. Anne talks trash. Jayne expands her collection. Rinaldo misses... like, a lot.
Highlights: John Cena Rap Battle, Can I Eat Him?, Mr. Senator, The Healing Word, Blinded By The Light, Dark Turn Biscuits, and Gooey Pile Of Things.
Sunday Nov 15, 2015
Sunday Nov 15, 2015
Blood gutters and portal doors and leather restraints, OH MY. Anne starts a knife collection. Jayne fails a chuckle check. Rinaldo fulfills a lifelong ambition.
Highlights: Mouth Tentacles, Majora's Misdirection, The Grapes of Passage, Creepin' Our Way Downtown, Silent Hill Hole, The Nightmare Room, and School's Out.
Sunday Nov 08, 2015
Sunday Nov 08, 2015
It's time to assassinate an old man! Anne goes pyro. Jayne curses the gods. Rinaldo accidentally whips and nae naes.
Highlights: Secret D20, The Book Of Faces, Fire & Stabs, Eyepatch Man, Dear Avandra, Medieval Magic Mike, and Foiled By Doors.
Sunday Nov 01, 2015
Sunday Nov 01, 2015
The lies continue to pile up as the party does its best to escape a deadly situation. Anne knuckles down. Jayne passes notes. Rinaldo threatens a child.
Highlights: The Origin Of Spoopy, Eyebrow-mancy, Secretly Ripped, Intimidation Tactics, Hail Orcus, Blinks 'n' Winks, Low Blows, and Mending.
Friday Oct 23, 2015
Friday Oct 23, 2015
Bad rolls and worse planning put the party in a potentially lethal situation. Anne becomes The Mouth Of Sauron. Jayne turns into a cat. Rinaldo steals some dirt.
Highlights: Rap Critic Cameo, Clockwork Stepford Wives, Beethoven Breakfast, Tattoo Specifics, Uh Oh Spaghetti-O's, The Barnyard Heist, The Roll-Off, and The Abyssal Academy.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Our heroes avoid a party wipe and end up in the most SUSPICIOUS TOWN EVER. Anne runs away. Jayne comes clean. Rinaldo does a hat trick.
Highlights: Drunk DM, Once You Pop, WHOOSH, A Halfling Goodbye, Headwear Hullabaloo, Rumbles & Rummaging & Running Away, Filet Mignon From Pottsylvania, Ominous Hors D'oeuvres, and Lucid Cutscenes.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
The party makes it 20 feet out of town before getting themselves into a new catastrophe. Anne gets a piggyback ride. Jayne is paralyzed. Rinaldo apologizes profusely.
Highlights: Is It Smarter Than Anne?, The Blame Game, Confession Commands, Gate Guard Guffaws, A Hat Drum, The Rainwoman, Happy Halloween, Don't Swallow!, Saucy Swipe, Don Quixote Time, and Bitter DM Laments.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
The dusty streets of Stoneroot will run red with blood. Anne taunts her foes. Jayne gets in touch with her wild side. Rinaldo takes one on the chin.
Highlights: Not The Handsome!, Anne-dependence Day, Anime-Style, Dying Words Catchphrase, Morningstar Misdirection, Snoot Boops, Lending A Hand, Hostage Saddles, and Avandra Apologies.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Clan Rinaldo sets off in search of the missing heir. Anne trolls a fireplace and makes a new friend. Jayne gets drunk and saves the day. Rinaldo changes a life and searches REALLY HARD for a secret passage.
Highlights: Dungeons & Moms, Kanye Quest, The Wink Heard 'Round The World, A Comedy Of Manors, Swords a-Blazin', Quarterstaff Diplomacy, Walkies, Frustration Buddies, and (Not) Sylvester Stallone's Cliffhanger.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
Tuesday Oct 20, 2015
The Word Funk crew bring a new friend along to Dungeons & Dragons. Characters are rolled, introductions are made, and someone ends up with a -4 Intelligence modifier.
Highlights: Fun intro bits, Sudden Leon Syndrome, Character creation, Glaive from Krull?!, Flaafy the Druid, Inevitable racism, SKY BROTHEL, Mexican ball hats, Erotic fan art, Boner Town & Logic City, Jolly Ranchers, Rinaldo takes credit, Anne falls down, and Jayne buys a round.