Dice Funk S2: Part 37 - My Ghost Mom

February 26, 2017

As the Airship Zavala falls from the Feywild skies, the crew has to choose who lives and who dies. Then they have to find Welch the Blue and reclaim Ehlonna's Bane.

 

Alias decides the future of his family. Drop makes a critical fashion choice. Lavinia risks it all. Violet tries the worst idea.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 36 - Unicorndogucopia

February 19, 2017

As the world slips below the waves, the crew steels itself to answer the call of the Feywild.

 

Alias learns a tragic truth about their strategy. Drop ruminates on the laws of the universe. Lavinia breaks bad, bad news. Violet remembers a critical element of her backstory.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 35 - Deep Cuts & Hot Takes

February 12, 2017
The crew is split between a battle to the death in front of a hell portal and a touching scene about family and regret. TONAL WHIPLASH ABOUNDS. 
 
Alias gets creative with his spells. Drop reunites with his oldest friend. Lavinia closes a chapter of her love life. Violet leverages both brain and brawn against evil.
 
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Dice Funk S2: Part 34 - Spicy Kick Sandwich

February 5, 2017

The only thing standing between the crew and an airship is a shapeshifting serial killer. You know what that means: BOSS FIGHT!!!

 

Alias pulls a sick stunt. Drop tries to be a better person. Lavinia hugs dramatically. Violet charges ahead, consequences be damned.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 33 - The Axe Pile

January 29, 2017

Everything hangs on a fateful reunion with the Blackhearts, but there's just one little errand to run first....

 

Alias refurbishes a boat. Drop confesses a dangerous truth. Lavinia sends a miracle home. Violet takes a dip.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 32 - It’s Not Lupus

January 22, 2017

The only thing left is the endgame. So... now what?

 

Alias branches out into YET ANOTHER class. Drop ditches an incendiary item. Lavinia sends text messages. Violet gets drunk and fights a friend.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 31 - Spider Jail

January 15, 2017

The drow are on the warpath, but will the crew survive long enough to deal with their invasion?

 

Alias gets greasy. Drop practices parley. Lavinia is so, so, so confused. Violet asks permission to stab.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 30 - Purple Haze

January 8, 2017
A rescue mission pushes the crew to their absolute limit, as the finale of the Cascades arc looms in the dark distance.
 
Alias forms the B-Unit. Drop demands his clothes back. Lavinia endures internal struggles. Violet takes Mittens for a walk.
 
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Dice Funk S2: Part 29 - Good Cop / Good Cop

January 1, 2017

The party reunites, debriefs, and goes shopping. Surely this will only lead to good things!

 

Alias puts the puzzle pieces together. Drop empties his spit valve. Lavinia mindjacks. Violet translates some l33t code.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 28 - Good Fish, Bad Knife

December 25, 2016

A kidnapping plot and a life-or-limb decision intertwine in this festive thrill ride.

 

Alias relies on his friends. Drop agrees to a trade. Lavinia bends reality with her words. Violet takes disadvantage.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 27 - BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

December 18, 2016

Brace yourself for some salty shenanigans and finny fish puns.

 

Alias takes matters into his own arm. Drop indulges in exaggeration. Lavinia professes her love. Violet prays.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 26 - Geas Again

December 11, 2016

The wheel of fate is turning.

 

Alias confronts an academic. Drop learns about rude sea dudes. Lavinia negotiates(?) a price.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 25 - Ship Of Idiots

December 4, 2016

The clock ticks down to death, as the crew escalates one conflict to violence before stumbling into a strange new world.

 

Alias lets his blade sing. Drop hits the deck. Lavinia learns some backstory (without permission). Violet gurgles.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 24 - Gonna Get Messy

November 27, 2016

The crew needs help to save a dying friend, but first they have to survive a voyage to the deadliest place in Lorelei.

 

Alias chooses a path to power. Drop performs amateur surgery. Lavinia shreds a solo of godly proportions. Violet... oh, Violet.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 23 - Martial Flaw

November 20, 2016

It's too dangerous to stay in Mykonos, but the cost of leaving is higher than anyone knows.

 

Alias learns a family secret. Drop lets a cat out of the bag. Lavinia becomes an accomplice. Violet considers a deal.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 22 - Murderer On The Roof

November 13, 2016

"Lethal or non-lethal?"

Alias resolves a family spat. Drop keeps a vigilant watch. Lavinia magics too hard. Violet eats some questionable meat.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 21 - Suspicious Horse Butt

November 6, 2016

One way or another, someone will be dead by midnight. What a time to split the party....
Alias reveals his hidden talent. Drop meets an important tourist. Lavinia investigates the fruit situation. Violet prepares an ambush.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 20 - Gore & Gorgonzola

October 30, 2016

We accidentally made a bloody, cheesy Halloween special. You're welcome and/or we're sorry.


Alias introduces himself to high society. Drop gets a coat and a peek into history. Lavinia comforts the downtrodden. Violet channels Shakespeare.


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Dice Funk S2: Part 19 - My Gender Is Law

October 23, 2016

BEEP BOOP, Y'ALL. IT'S ROBOT TIME.

Alias becomes Sherlock Holmes. Drop finds religion(s). Lavinia adds "Ventriloquist" to her résumé. Violet does drugs.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 18 - Kill My Family

October 16, 2016

Everyone has a lot of FEELINGS, but you gotta keep moving forward.

Alias enters the wizarding world. Drop goes for a swim. Lavinia deals with fame. Violet explains The Unicorn Way™.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 17 - Orc Star

October 9, 2016

"I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this... if they catch sight of you... they're going to pummel your brains out."

Alias creates a distraction. Drop tests out his new weapon. Lavinia takes the team to task. Violet suffers a unicorn-specific indignity.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 16 - The Smoky Hole

October 2, 2016

The Tiger Mountains arc nears a conclusion, as the party finally discovers what the Blackhearts leader has been hiding.

Alias doesn't leave anyone behind. Drop gets his hands on a new weapon. Lavinia forgets how flammable she is. Violet extolls the benefits of nudity.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 15 - Kiss My Horn

September 25, 2016

This ends in blood. The question is: how much?

Alias crits at the worst possible time. Drop explains his actions. Lavinia cuts a deal. Violet prays for salvation.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 14 - Bonetown

September 18, 2016

The gang snatches victory from the jaws of defeat... then immediately turns around and jams it right back in.

Alias learns about gods and their history. Drop takes charge, but then takes it too far. Lavinia tries to calm a tense situation. Violet turns on the next level of rage: murderous frenzy.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 13 - Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dryads

September 11, 2016
What is the least suspicious hat to put on a horse? Find out on Goo Watch 2k16.
Alias goes through all his spell slots in a hurry. Drop serves as a critical cultural liaison. Lavinia warms up to an unlikely ally. Violet makes a careless (and bloody) error.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 12 - Damp In All The Wrong Places

September 4, 2016
Welcome to the Tiger Mountains, where everything is smoke, violence, and PHENOMENALLY bad rolls.

Alias gets lost and takes a second swing at postage. Drop searches through the ashes of his past and stomps a familiar problem. Lavinia loses some precious possessions--and her breath. Violet ends up on both ends of a sneak attack.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 11 - Poor Unfortunate Foals

August 28, 2016

How did Vinny and Alias meet? Where did Violet get captured by the frog wizard? What nonsense will Leon think up to troll Austin next season?! Let us tell you a tale....

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Dice Funk S2: Part 10 - I’m Inside Him

August 21, 2016

The party's most competent member sleeps through a crucial crisis--with fatal results.

Alias takes his sweet time. Drop crosses a line that can never be uncrossed. Lavinia begins to doubt her friends. Violet slips further into a stress-induced breakdown.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 9 - Violet Eats Half

August 14, 2016

The plot of this episode is "a unicorn gets high and goes to a funeral." That's what happens. I'm sorry.

Alias summons a fine feathered friend. Drop shows the party a mysterious new environment. Lavinia battles intense embarrassment. Violet goes on a trip to flavor town.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 8 - My Good Wood

August 7, 2016

The gang battles nature itself as the Spira arc nears a deadly conclusion.

Alias shows off some sweet moves and buys crucial time. Drop hears a distressing story from a mysterious source. Lavinia does everything possible to keep her friends and family alive. Violet finally gets the violence she has been craving.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 7 - Specific About Weirdness

July 31, 2016

A dead body sparks a mad dash through the ominous wilderness of the Ragged Wood.

Alias sends a long distance message. Drop avoids danger with his heightened senses. Lavinia rushes ahead recklessly to save her dad. Violet gets antsy about the lack of violence.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 6 - Sorry About Your Hole

July 24, 2016

A frog gets a name, an ally comes into question, and a dryad receives a lukewarm homecoming.

Alias gets a present from his new mentor. Drop climbs a tree to survey the landscape. Lavinia has an awkward family meeting. Violet embarrasses herself, before becoming the toast of the town.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 5 - Holy S***, Mr. Ribbits!

July 17, 2016
THE HEIST IS ON.

Alias swashes a buckle and agrees to a mentorship. Drop operates heavy machinery and glistens in the moonlight. Lavinia hands out a headache and finds herself in the splash zone. Violet stays behind, then asserts her authority.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 4 - French Dracula

July 10, 2016

Nuclear wessels! Our heroes (?) meet a mysterious drow and decide to get their hands dirty in order to escape the rising tides.

Alias takes inventory of his wet books and makes D&D lore jokes. Drop questions a stranger and dives headfirst into danger. Lavinia paints a sweet picture and makes ANOTHER new best friend. Violet defends her actions while giving in to bad influences.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 3 - Can Wet Things Smell?

July 3, 2016

Our motley chain gang finds itself lost and defenseless, so they will need to band together to survive the deadly Sea Of Lorelei.

Alias attempts an ancient Eladrin technique. Drop takes drastic action to escape bondage. Lavinia solves a problem with mushrooms. Violet makes peace with a potential enemy.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 2 - Like An Anime

June 26, 2016
It's time 2 go 2 fast 2 furious and Tokyo Drift some airships!

Alias massacres an entire family of ropes. Drop considers a fiery plan of attack. Lavinia meets a familiar, fuzzy face. Violet charges headfirst into danger and draws first blood.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 1 - Dungeons & Unicorns

June 19, 2016

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 is Lorelei.

Leon Thomas makes the worst character in the history of RPGs. Johnny Maloney introduces us to a sad, sad monk. Lauren Morgan brings us her Treesona OC (Do Not Steal). Michael "Skitch" Schiciano debuts his fancy elf from another world.

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Dice Funk: Part 38 - A Puzzle Of Flesh (Post-Mortem)

June 12, 2016

What was the right way to defeat Gorfinax? Why did Rinaldo keep writing on that piece of paper? WHERE'S DR. CASH MONEY?!?! All your questions will be answered.

Next week: a new adventure begins.

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Dice Funk: Part 37 - I Have Risen (FINALE)

June 5, 2016

One way or another, it all ends here. Allana racks up an impressive body count. Anne prays for deliverance and receives a cryptic vision. Rinaldo delivers a rousing speech and refuses to yield.

Highlights: Bad Gandalf, Cut The Cord, First Of All, We Happy Few, Chunky Salsa, Warning Shots, My Favorite Joke, Just Stab Me, and Sorry/Not Sorry.

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Dice Funk: Part 36 - Who Needs To Go?

May 29, 2016

The final battle is here and it's a 3-way brawl between the Squirtle Squad, a team of invaders, and an ancient, disgusting evil. Allana forgets how crossbows work at a critical moment. Anne takes damage from an enemy for the first time. Rinaldo makes a potentially fatal mistake.

Highlights: Moose Stats,  A Gentle Tap, IT'S HERE, Canon Fan Art, It's On!, Over The Top, Old Man Strength, and DM Enthusiasm.
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Dice Funk: Part 35 - Into The Abyss

May 22, 2016

It's time to find out who lived and who died after the squad left a once-peaceful town in the grip of a mad schoolmaster. Allana lands a perfect headshot. Anne undergoes crises both personal and fleshy. Rinaldo repeatedly misunderstands how flags work.

Highlights: Emotional Quicksand, IT'S LIT, Flags & Spears, A Medusa Situation, Blood Gutter Redux, A Mean Scallion, and Graveyard Showdown.

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Dice Funk: Part 34 - An Option Of Mercy

May 15, 2016

THE VOTES ARE IN, SO IT'S TIME TO ESCAPE OR DIE!  Allana feels the spirit of Avandra. Anne gambles it all on a mad dash. Rinaldo becomes the moose whisperer.

Highlights: Just For Spite, Where I Carried You, Freudian Slick, Holocaust Cloak, Democracy Satire, Drop The Hammer, & Half-Canadian Express.

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Dice Funk: Part 33 - Nothing Is Good

May 8, 2016

The line between city and monster begins to blur as a terrible and/or hilarious choice is thrust upon an unprepared squad. Allana finally fires a shot. Anne suggests a risky maneuver. Rinaldo proposes a more direct approach.

Highlights: Dual-Wield Balls, Spoiler Alert, Crotch Stab, No Bueno, Extrasensory Pancakes, Deeper Is Better, and 1-800-STONEROOT.

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Dice Funk: Part 32 - Rectum Escape

May 1, 2016

Betrayal may be lurking in plain sight, but much larger threats hide below the surface. Allana pokes the goo. Anne relives the first level of Sonic Adventure 2. Rinaldo fights a futile battle against the waves of fate.

Highlights: Sad Wolf, Hokey Pokey, Pious Way, The Melon, Let's Run, Botch 'Til I Die, 30-Episode Callback, Freedom Of Movement, and Might Have A Problem.

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Dice Funk: Part 31 - Dead Guard Lasagna

April 24, 2016

Eeewww!!! This episode is so, so, so GROSS. Allana does her best not to scream. Anne explores sexuality with a brick wall. Rinaldo wastes all his good rolls and then runs away.

Highlights: Chicken Pox, They've Got A Hulk, Heebie Jeebies, Door Voltron, Just The Tip, Friend Or Foe?, and Master Blaster.

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Dice Funk: Part 30 - The Ball Of Gorfinax

April 17, 2016

Tensions run high as the party desperately looks for any way to stop the evil that threatens to consume Stoneroot. Allana makes a toxicology inquiry. Anne tries to convert a friend one last time. Rinaldo straddles the line between sweet and creepy.

Highlights: Part Of Your World, Poke The Orb,  Lorde Earlin, Time To Make Magic, Murderer v Traitor, Good Eye Contact, and Six Poisons.

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Dice Funk: Part 29 - Dr. Cash Money

April 11, 2016

Escaping the sanitarium alive will take everything the squad has at its disposal, including new friends and sweet, sweet pineapples. Allana acts as a tour guide. Anne blurs the line between player and character. Rinaldo enacts a dastardly trap.

Highlights: Squirtle Squad, Horcrux & Phylactery, Flavor Text Temper Tantrum, The Ambush Word, In Real-Time, The Doc, Sticky Tongue, and The Strength Contest.

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Dice Funk: Part 28 - No More Secrets

April 3, 2016

Another back is stabbed, an exposition break becomes a jailbreak, and a truth of godly proportions is revealed. Allana tells a tale. Anne administers aid. Rinaldo takes everything that isn't nailed down.

Highlights: Morton's Fork, Time Paradoxes, Halfling & The Idiot, Mean Mean Dagger, Fearow, and Trust Issues.

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Dice Funk: Part 27 - City Of Meat

March 27, 2016

Our heroes infiltrate the sanitarium to save their friends, but are met with madness and bloodshed. Austin rolls a 12. Johnny rolls a 12. Leon rolls a 12. Jess probably rolls a 12. It's 12 all the way down, folks.

Highlights: In The Buff, Professional Curiosity, Kansas City Shuffle, Where We Die, Wasting Spells On Nerds, Erotic Anatomy, and What Happened?

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Dice Funk: Part 26 - Dank Daggers

March 20, 2016

In this mini-episode, the squad searches for their friends as the truth of the rebellion comes into focus. Anne makes it rain. Rinaldo is just, like, so done with this.

Highlights: Absconcé, Method Roleplaying, Recently Moaning, Trap Cards, Going Through Her (Loot), and The Convenient NPC.

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