Dice Funk S2: Part 25 - Ship Of Idiots

December 4, 2016

The clock ticks down to death, as the crew escalates one conflict to violence before stumbling into a strange new world.

 

Alias lets his blade sing. Drop hits the deck. Lavinia learns some backstory (without permission). Violet gurgles.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 24 - Gonna Get Messy

November 27, 2016

The crew needs help to save a dying friend, but first they have to survive a voyage to the deadliest place in Lorelei.

 

Alias chooses a path to power. Drop performs amateur surgery. Lavinia shreds a solo of godly proportions. Violet... oh, Violet.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 23 - Martial Flaw

November 20, 2016

It's too dangerous to stay in Mykonos, but the cost of leaving is higher than anyone knows.

 

Alias learns a family secret. Drop lets a cat out of the bag. Lavinia becomes an accomplice. Violet considers a deal.

 

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Dice Funk S2: Part 22 - Murderer On The Roof

November 13, 2016

"Lethal or non-lethal?"

Alias resolves a family spat. Drop keeps a vigilant watch. Lavinia magics too hard. Violet eats some questionable meat.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 21 - Suspicious Horse Butt

November 6, 2016

One way or another, someone will be dead by midnight. What a time to split the party....
Alias reveals his hidden talent. Drop meets an important tourist. Lavinia investigates the fruit situation. Violet prepares an ambush.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 20 - Gore & Gorgonzola

October 30, 2016

We accidentally made a bloody, cheesy Halloween special. You're welcome and/or we're sorry.


Alias introduces himself to high society. Drop gets a coat and a peek into history. Lavinia comforts the downtrodden. Violet channels Shakespeare.


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Dice Funk S2: Part 19 - My Gender Is Law

October 23, 2016

BEEP BOOP, Y'ALL. IT'S ROBOT TIME.

Alias becomes Sherlock Holmes. Drop finds religion(s). Lavinia adds "Ventriloquist" to her résumé. Violet does drugs.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 18 - Kill My Family

October 16, 2016

Everyone has a lot of FEELINGS, but you gotta keep moving forward.

Alias enters the wizarding world. Drop goes for a swim. Lavinia deals with fame. Violet explains The Unicorn Way™.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 17 - Orc Star

October 9, 2016

"I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this... if they catch sight of you... they're going to pummel your brains out."

Alias creates a distraction. Drop tests out his new weapon. Lavinia takes the team to task. Violet suffers a unicorn-specific indignity.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 16 - The Smoky Hole

October 2, 2016

The Tiger Mountains arc nears a conclusion, as the party finally discovers what the Blackhearts leader has been hiding.

Alias doesn't leave anyone behind. Drop gets his hands on a new weapon. Lavinia forgets how flammable she is. Violet extolls the benefits of nudity.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 15 - Kiss My Horn

September 25, 2016

This ends in blood. The question is: how much?

Alias crits at the worst possible time. Drop explains his actions. Lavinia cuts a deal. Violet prays for salvation.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 14 - Bonetown

September 18, 2016

The gang snatches victory from the jaws of defeat... then immediately turns around and jams it right back in.

Alias learns about gods and their history. Drop takes charge, but then takes it too far. Lavinia tries to calm a tense situation. Violet turns on the next level of rage: murderous frenzy.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 13 - Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dryads

September 11, 2016
What is the least suspicious hat to put on a horse? Find out on Goo Watch 2k16.
Alias goes through all his spell slots in a hurry. Drop serves as a critical cultural liaison. Lavinia warms up to an unlikely ally. Violet makes a careless (and bloody) error.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 12 - Damp In All The Wrong Places

September 4, 2016
Welcome to the Tiger Mountains, where everything is smoke, violence, and PHENOMENALLY bad rolls.

Alias gets lost and takes a second swing at postage. Drop searches through the ashes of his past and stomps a familiar problem. Lavinia loses some precious possessions--and her breath. Violet ends up on both ends of a sneak attack.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 11 - Poor Unfortunate Foals

August 28, 2016

How did Vinny and Alias meet? Where did Violet get captured by the frog wizard? What nonsense will Leon think up to troll Austin next season?! Let us tell you a tale....

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Dice Funk S2: Part 10 - I’m Inside Him

August 21, 2016

The party's most competent member sleeps through a crucial crisis--with fatal results.

Alias takes his sweet time. Drop crosses a line that can never be uncrossed. Lavinia begins to doubt her friends. Violet slips further into a stress-induced breakdown.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

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Game Crunk: Episode 16 - Yaoi Hands

August 17, 2016

Lauren "Lavinia the dryad bard" Morgan returns to wax philosophical about tabletop gaming, higher education, the Steven Universe fandom, and fetishes.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 9 - Violet Eats Half

August 14, 2016

The plot of this episode is "a unicorn gets high and goes to a funeral." That's what happens. I'm sorry.

Alias summons a fine feathered friend. Drop shows the party a mysterious new environment. Lavinia battles intense embarrassment. Violet goes on a trip to flavor town.

STARRING -

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Dice Funk S2: Part 8 - My Good Wood

August 7, 2016

The gang battles nature itself as the Spira arc nears a deadly conclusion.

Alias shows off some sweet moves and buys crucial time. Drop hears a distressing story from a mysterious source. Lavinia does everything possible to keep her friends and family alive. Violet finally gets the violence she has been craving.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

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Game Crunk: Episode 15 - Alton Brown’s The Purge

August 3, 2016

Johnny is on vacation, so Eli Cymet returns to talk Nintendo NX, No Man's Sky, Lady Layton, and other assorted chicanery. Warning: this one gets a little NSFW.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 7 - Specific About Weirdness

July 31, 2016

A dead body sparks a mad dash through the ominous wilderness of the Ragged Wood.

Alias sends a long distance message. Drop avoids danger with his heightened senses. Lavinia rushes ahead recklessly to save her dad. Violet gets antsy about the lack of violence.

STARRING -

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Game Crunk: Episode 14 - Brain, Genitals, & Spine

July 27, 2016

Ex-BioWare employee and BT Games writer James Costanzo drops by to chat about Devil May Cry and Edmonton, Canada. Johnny reminisces about Transformers and childhood memories. Austin tries to defend Prey.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 6 - Sorry About Your Hole

July 24, 2016

A frog gets a name, an ally comes into question, and a dryad receives a lukewarm homecoming.

Alias gets a present from his new mentor. Drop climbs a tree to survey the landscape. Lavinia has an awkward family meeting. Violet embarrasses herself, before becoming the toast of the town.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

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Game Crunk: Episode 13 - Furry Furry

July 20, 2016

Y'ALL WANNA HEAR SOME NONSENSE?!? Johnny invents a new babble language. Austin tries to describe game-feel. Lauren just... man, I don't even know. We talk a bit about Gat Out Of Hell, Edge Of Nowhere, and Furi, I guess.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 5 - Holy S***, Mr. Ribbits!

July 17, 2016
THE HEIST IS ON.

Alias swashes a buckle and agrees to a mentorship. Drop operates heavy machinery and glistens in the moonlight. Lavinia hands out a headache and finds herself in the splash zone. Violet stays behind, then asserts her authority.

STARRING -

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Game Crunk: Episode 12 - As Hard As You Like

July 13, 2016

Boxer/Metapod Lover Julian Beck shows up and instigates the strangest installment of this show yet. Johnny gets surprisingly serious and emotional about MMOs. Austin unleashes his full fury on Pokémon Go.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 4 - French Dracula

July 10, 2016

Nuclear wessels! Our heroes (?) meet a mysterious drow and decide to get their hands dirty in order to escape the rising tides.

Alias takes inventory of his wet books and makes D&D lore jokes. Drop questions a stranger and dives headfirst into danger. Lavinia paints a sweet picture and makes ANOTHER new best friend. Violet defends her actions while giving in to bad influences.

STARRING -

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Game Crunk: Episode 11 - 90% Mouth

July 6, 2016

Chris "Rollo T" Larios, host of Weekly Manga Recap, drops in to defend Sonic the Hedgehog and praise Ace Attorney. Austin makes a case for Zero Escape as gaming's greatest trilogy. Johnny doesn't get to say much, but uses the time to relax and unwind from his day.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 3 - Can Wet Things Smell?

July 3, 2016

Our motley chain gang finds itself lost and defenseless, so they will need to band together to survive the deadly Sea Of Lorelei.

Alias attempts an ancient Eladrin technique. Drop takes drastic action to escape bondage. Lavinia solves a problem with mushrooms. Violet makes peace with a potential enemy.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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Game Crunk: Episode 10 - Vagina Bones (Starring Fred Durst)

June 29, 2016

Game Producer Eli Cymet waltzes onto our program and totally shows us up with opinions on Cool Spot. Austin contrasts camp vs. cringe in Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE. Johnny is just a fancy, fancy boy.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 2 - Like An Anime

June 26, 2016
It's time 2 go 2 fast 2 furious and Tokyo Drift some airships!

Alias massacres an entire family of ropes. Drop considers a fiery plan of attack. Lavinia meets a familiar, fuzzy face. Violet charges headfirst into danger and draws first blood.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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Game Crunk: Episode 09 - Robo Space Dad

June 22, 2016

UK Content Editor Yousif Alshaker joins us to talk fatherhood and Pokémon that look like Donald Trump. Johnny emphasizes his desire to dress up as Batman. Austin explains #NormanFetus.

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Dice Funk S2: Part 1 - Dungeons & Unicorns

June 19, 2016

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 is Lorelei.

Leon Thomas makes the worst character in the history of RPGs. Johnny Maloney introduces us to a sad, sad monk. Lauren Morgan brings us her Treesona OC (Do Not Steal). Michael "Skitch" Schiciano debuts his fancy elf from another world.

STARRING -

Austin Yorski: @austinyorski

Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains

Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious

Leon Thomas: @renegadecut

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic

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Game Crunk: Episode 08 - Star Wars Enema

June 15, 2016

Taylor returns to talk board games and Voltron. Austin tells his spookiest story and freaks out about chicken nugget monsters. Johnny shares some crêpe recipes and wallows in Technolust.

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Dice Funk: Part 38 - A Puzzle Of Flesh (Post-Mortem)

June 12, 2016

What was the right way to defeat Gorfinax? Why did Rinaldo keep writing on that piece of paper? WHERE'S DR. CASH MONEY?!?! All your questions will be answered.

Next week: a new adventure begins.

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Game Crunk: Episode 07 - The Boner Buffer

June 8, 2016

Austin tries to talk about E3 and Overwatch, but fails. Lauren is all about the birbs, including Aviary Attorney and Hatoful Boyfriend. Johnny just... johnnies it all up, like, real hard.

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Dice Funk: Part 37 - I Have Risen (FINALE)

June 5, 2016

One way or another, it all ends here. Allana racks up an impressive body count. Anne prays for deliverance and receives a cryptic vision. Rinaldo delivers a rousing speech and refuses to yield.

Highlights: Bad Gandalf, Cut The Cord, First Of All, We Happy Few, Chunky Salsa, Warning Shots, My Favorite Joke, Just Stab Me, and Sorry/Not Sorry.

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Game Crunk: Episode 06 - The Joke Coroners

June 1, 2016

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano stops by to rain on Johnny's VR parade. Austin spends 40 minutes looking at animal GIFs. We also discuss potato products, fatal comedy methods, and the negativity of gamer culture.

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Dice Funk: Part 36 - Who Needs To Go?

May 29, 2016

The final battle is here and it's a 3-way brawl between the Squirtle Squad, a team of invaders, and an ancient, disgusting evil. Allana forgets how crossbows work at a critical moment. Anne takes damage from an enemy for the first time. Rinaldo makes a potentially fatal mistake.

Highlights: Moose Stats,  A Gentle Tap, IT'S HERE, Canon Fan Art, It's On!, Over The Top, Old Man Strength, and DM Enthusiasm.
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Game Crunk: Episode 05 - Embrace The Weeb

May 25, 2016

Austin talks about the recent trend of throwback shooters, à la Doom. Johnny talks about his burning hatred for jumping puzzles. Taylor talks about his disappointment with recent Tales Of games and his shameless love of waifus.

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Dice Funk: Part 35 - Into The Abyss

May 22, 2016

It's time to find out who lived and who died after the squad left a once-peaceful town in the grip of a mad schoolmaster. Allana lands a perfect headshot. Anne undergoes crises both personal and fleshy. Rinaldo repeatedly misunderstands how flags work.

Highlights: Emotional Quicksand, IT'S LIT, Flags & Spears, A Medusa Situation, Blood Gutter Redux, A Mean Scallion, and Graveyard Showdown.

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Game Crunk: Episode 04 - Can I Bang The Minotaur?

May 18, 2016

A human Jigglypuff with an interesting job joins us to talk about video games, but we mostly just riff on sex toys and anime.

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Dice Funk: Part 34 - An Option Of Mercy

May 15, 2016

THE VOTES ARE IN, SO IT'S TIME TO ESCAPE OR DIE!  Allana feels the spirit of Avandra. Anne gambles it all on a mad dash. Rinaldo becomes the moose whisperer.

Highlights: Just For Spite, Where I Carried You, Freudian Slick, Holocaust Cloak, Democracy Satire, Drop The Hammer, & Half-Canadian Express.

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Game Crunk: Episode 03 - Sex Philanthropy

May 11, 2016

The brother battle begins! Austin forces ESPN's Tyler Yorski to talk about Power Rangers, Dragon Age, and the relative homosexuality of dolphins. Johnny is there too. He says some stuff about Monkey Island.

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Dice Funk: Part 33 - Nothing Is Good

May 8, 2016

The line between city and monster begins to blur as a terrible and/or hilarious choice is thrust upon an unprepared squad. Allana finally fires a shot. Anne suggests a risky maneuver. Rinaldo proposes a more direct approach.

Highlights: Dual-Wield Balls, Spoiler Alert, Crotch Stab, No Bueno, Extrasensory Pancakes, Deeper Is Better, and 1-800-STONEROOT.

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Game Crunk: Episode 02 - Pointless Click Adventures

May 4, 2016

Taylor returns to report on the state of JRPGs. Johnny talks about drunk cats in Dwarf Fortress. Austin laments the reputation of Kid Icarus: Uprising. Also, there's a fight club and a rap battle in there somewhere.

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Dice Funk: Part 32 - Rectum Escape

May 1, 2016

Betrayal may be lurking in plain sight, but much larger threats hide below the surface. Allana pokes the goo. Anne relives the first level of Sonic Adventure 2. Rinaldo fights a futile battle against the waves of fate.

Highlights: Sad Wolf, Hokey Pokey, Pious Way, The Melon, Let's Run, Botch 'Til I Die, 30-Episode Callback, Freedom Of Movement, and Might Have A Problem.

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Game Crunk: Episode 01 - Boobus Tuber

April 27, 2016

Austin and Johnny are joined by speedrunner Tom Maloney to talk about Commander Keen, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Half-Life, Chrono Trigger, Etrian Odyssey, Fallout 4, Dragon Quest, Zelda, Metroid, STALKER, Crypt Of The Necrodancer, Life Is Strange, and Punch Club.

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Game Crunk: Episode 00 - Guy Fieri Sandslash

April 25, 2016

Austin Yorski, Johnny Maloney, and Taylor Hoyt try to start a new gaming podcast and mostly fail. Along the way they discuss Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Pikmin, Crusader Kings II, Alien Isolation, Resident Evil 6, Ratchet & Clank, and Dark Souls.

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Dice Funk: Part 31 - Dead Guard Lasagna

April 24, 2016

Eeewww!!! This episode is so, so, so GROSS. Allana does her best not to scream. Anne explores sexuality with a brick wall. Rinaldo wastes all his good rolls and then runs away.

Highlights: Chicken Pox, They've Got A Hulk, Heebie Jeebies, Door Voltron, Just The Tip, Friend Or Foe?, and Master Blaster.

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